Quiet Please

I think they should ban clapping and cheering at the Master's. How can you putt when hundreds of people erupt in your back-swing?

And while I'm making ridiculous requests, can we please instate a one showing per commercial during sporting events? These things are monopolized by a couple sponsors that I end up hating from their ad repetition. Just this tournament alone will make me stray from IBM and the new SBC/AT&T. Nothing makes me special, and I don't want my world delivered. Thanks.