Comments

Here are all the comments I have this week, but am too lazy to make separate posts:

John Mark Karr is a psycho. I suspected this from day one when his ex-wife assured us he was with the family that Christmas. However, DNA evidence taken from the crime scene confirmed my suspicion today. WHAT? DNA from the crime scene? Does it match the parents' DNA? If not, why were they the top suspects for a decade? Could you not test this guy's DNA before putting him on a plane from Thailand?

Reggie Bush is legit. Not only is he extremely talented, but he is a breath of fresh air as a class act, model citizen. How long until the Texans' GM publicly apologizes? The over-under was six games as of today.

Kidnappers are sissies. Jill Carroll was released from Baghdad days after Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig were released in Gaza. Not to mention the girl who escaped a dungeon after eight years. Thank you for supporting our "we don't negotiate with terrorists" policy. If you haven't already done so, please throw yourself in front of a train.

Oh, and did you see my boy Tiger? Insane. I am pretty positive he is just messing with the field. The kid hit a 7-iron 225 yards on Friday and 150 yards on Saturday. He also out drove Cink throughout the playoff with his 3-wood. Tiger won without a driver at the British, relying on his driver at the Buick, destroyed the PGA Championship, and took the World Golf Championship when "he wasn't hitting it all that well." Let us know when you get bored again and decide to make another swing change.