Yeah...

My friend said "would you like a frozen banana?" And I said "no, but I'd like a regular banana later, so yeah."

I would love to see a fork lift lifting forks. It would just be so damn literal.

Last weekend I helped my friend stay put, and let me tell you helping your friend stay put is much easier than helping your friend move. I just went over to his house, and made sure he didn't start loading stuff into a truck.

This guy is better than Dane Cook, and only second to Borat on my list right now. Presenting Mitch Hedberg. You've also probably heard by now that Google purchased YouTube, but is claiming they will keep it a separate site and company. Something tells me that red logo has less than four months.